Here's a candle to light your way to bed, Sweetheart
Hello, Darling, Mummy is sorry that she hasn't been around much recently, she has been very busy trying to set up her chat forums again after those nasty people went and deleted the posts that she had on them.
Hello, my darling, that site didn't work out, did it. Mummy has moved your diary to a page on her own account. I love you both so much.
Mummy hopes that you like your new Book Of Love, and the diary that she has started to write for you. She loves and misses you so much that it hurts, hence the reason why she is on a major downer at the moment.
Here is a candle so that you can see your way to bed, my sweetheart, night, night, sleep tight.